May 2013
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geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Watchdereban:
IS THAT JORGEN VON STRANGLE?
julietspencers:
fetuses do not think
they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
roguesareth:
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apogeesystem:
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blank-pagan:
Bullshitincorporated and otherkinquotes are gone.
Nooo! Why?
Somebody said bullshit inc was run by Jen/the former magneton system, idk about otherkinquotes.
Just saw that post, I’m not even sure whats going on really, but if they’re both gone it might be safe to say they were both run by the same...
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synstematic:
“good night,” i tell my internet friends as i keep scrolling through my dash for two more hours.
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deadmaid:
sarahsprite:
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lvkesprite:
what old joke are we going to bring back next
NO
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
whimsicalspecks:
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buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
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snazziest:
It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)
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mOTHERFUCKER
i forgot to match planes and i wasnt close enough for capture
guess my rover’s gonna have to wait a few YEARS
squarekun:
reckling-turtle:
how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?
the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!
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synstematic replied to your photo: ah yes. it wouldnt be mechjeb if i couls actually..
it looks like a sonic screwdriver :x
iT’S A ROVER ON A ROCKET U LIL SHIT
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Anonymous asked: your badge would be vaguely feline-head in shape but with like chevrons or what looks like exposed wiring on part of it? IDK. And Aggron, because.
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If I were a Gym Leader, what would be my badge and...
crowbara:
yEAH YEAH YEAH
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prince-beast:
sexybendermako:
impalapie:
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lleveret:
lleveret:
was about to make a post about how disappointed i am that the nicki minaj wikia isnt called “wiki minaj” but
is this post really worth over 14,000 notes, tumblr
is it really
yes
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
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